Don't be reckless with you most precious asset - life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. It covers everything you need to know, from how to understand zombie behaviour to survival in any territory or terrain. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It might just save your life. 'A bloody-minded, strait-laced manual for evading the grasp of the undead.' Time Out 'So meticulous and well researched that it's more scary than funny.' Esquire 'A tome you start reading for fun and then at page 50 you go out and buy a machete just to be on the safe side.' New York Post 'I doubt that I'll read a more disturbing book... Brilliantly written, morbidly funny, completely convincing.' Vector